Breaking Bad

WARNING: The following blog entry contains spoilers

In a world where TV has replaced movies as a medium for adult entertainment comes the best HBO style drama (that can't use the F word or show any boobs, yet it's so good) that finally made TV fanatics shut up about The Wire: Breaking Bad. Breaking Bad is literally the greatest TV series I have ever watched. The show is so powerful I binge watch it on Netflix, so all-consuming I push it on my friends even if they don;t watch TV, and so addicting I can't shut up about it; it's basically like drugs.

Premise: Set in scenic New Mexico (because state tax laws make it cheaper to shoot there than Los Angeles), chemistry teacher Walter White has been diagnosed with the kind of cancer that makes him cough...a lot. Walt teams up with his junkie former student to cook crystal meth. He cooks and sells meth to pay for his expensive cancer treatments, then to save money for his family's future, and then just because he loves it. His partner Jesse Pinkman: a junkie who prefers the formal term for female dog. Together they battle the baddest villains in television history (all of whom happen to be angry Latino men). Walt also has trouble at home: there's his annoying wife Skylar. At first I wished she would just go away, then I wished she could just get away because it just so happens she's married to a complete sociopath. There's also a baby named Holly...who only shows up when it's convenient. His son Walter Jr. who...I don't know if I can make fun of him. And a brother-in-law DEA agent who's terrible at telling jokes, and is even worse at noticing his family is running a crystal meth empire.

If you haven't seen this show: prepare yourself for five epic seasons of awesome, unforgettable moments. Such as explosions, a dead corpse dissolved through a bathtub, and intense dialogue. However, like any other AMC drama there's a lot of boring moments. It takes a while to pay off, but the intensity of the story makes it totally worth it. This is a show where anyone can be killed at any time and in any way: from box cutter, to bike lock, to ATM machine, to decapitated head turtle bomb, to exploding grandpa, to overdosing on heroin, do AED machine, to Pontiac Aztec (now that's product placement!).

Running gags: Breakfast, POV shots, Marie always wearing purple, bald guys, foreshadowing, magnets, rocks (sorry, minerals)

Starring: Bryan Cranston (Malcolm's dad from Malcolm in the Middle), Anna Gunn, Aaron Paul (the guy who won a desk on the price is right), Dean Norris (this guy always plays a cop), RJ Mitte (his disability made him famous), Bob Odenkirk (half of Mr. Show)

Seriously, if you haven't started watching this show, you better start ASAP.